Hillary and a cowboy

A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social
function which Hillary Clinton is attending and trying
to gather more support for her nomination. Once she
discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to
belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single
syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says,
"Y'all havin some problem with them "circle flies."

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's
what they're called. But I've never heard of "circle
flies."

"Well ma'm, " the cowboy replies, "circle flies" hang
around ranches. They're called "circle flies" because
they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are
you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, " I have too much
respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator
a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," she reponds and begins rambling
on once more.

After pausing to take a breath, the cowboy, in his
best Texas drawl adds, "Hard to fool them flies though."